How do they know these things‽‽‽‽‽

[elfs]

It's all true!

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	Hot Not
Hours left until your suspension	36
Your crime	Masturbating. They know.
Who reported you	solarbird
Your fate	On usenet, kicking it old school.

It's the "On usenet" fate that creeps me out!

Comments

[sierra-nevada.livejournal.com]

I've never done this sort of comment before, but this time I just have to:

LOL.

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

:snicker

I got that I was too beautiful to live.

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

> On usenet, kicking it old school.

Hah.