News du jour.

[elfs]

If you've ever watched The Daily Show, you know what voice to say this in, if you choose to read it aloud: "Here's what I know: There's this Al-Qaeda, and there's one in Iraq. And the one in Iraq is making new terrorists. Which is good. 'Cause then I can claim, see, what whenever we kill one of them, they're not Iraqi citizens, they're not insurgents, they're terrorists! That's what I can say. We're killin' terrorists." Farquad. Between Gonzalez and Bush yesterday, the bullshit piled up so fast you'd need wings to stay above it.

Lysenkoism^[?], anyone? Executive Order 13422 forbids any scientific investigation by a regulatory agency from proceeding without written permission by a political officer from the party that holds the White House. I'm not joking here, comrade.

It's apparently okay to yiff^[?] when the model is a eurobabe in need of a sammich. It's not okay to yiff when what she's wearing came off a dead fox.

Comments

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

It'd be like pouncing a toastrack.

(And if you want fake teddy-bears and hot babes, Uma Thurman tangled with them in The Avengers, one of the moments when that movie was so wrong as to be better than the original.)

I think...

[mikstera.livejournal.com]

you meant that post to go on the "yiff" thread...

[(Anonymous)]

Not to be an obnoxious nitpicker, but you forgot the obligatory laughter - "Heheheee" - at the end Stewart's "Dumb Bush"-voice :-)

[shunra.livejournal.com]

Part of my heritage: I get hives on my psyche when I'm being lied to by people who know they're lying.

This becomes quite a handicap when reading what passes for news under the current administration.