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Dear Disney's "Winnie the Pooh" CGI TV Series animators...

When the Singularity comes, I hope you're forced to inhabit the scape and icons you've created. A place where limited, desperate attempts to render fur end up making Tigger look like he's breaking out in hives, where there isn't a single color that doesn't burn and claw at the eyeballs, where water is rendered as either an assaultive avalanche of marbles or a solid blue strip that looks as hard as glass, and where your own icon has the scope, range of motion and emotional expressiveness of a Roomba with a broken left wheel. A place as far from earthtone and pastel watercolor trees, bucolic skies, restful lazy days and authentic, humane childhoods as is possible.

Sigh...

Date: 2007-06-22 02:57 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ernest Shepard - where art thou? I haven't longed for you this much since the Disney people introduced a groundhog with a speech impediment! Oh well, to quote Neil Gaiman, "Oh, bitchcakes".

http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2005/12/skippy-show.asp

Joshua Sasmor, bear of very little brain

Date: 2007-06-22 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
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