Worse that goatse!

[elfs]

My mind! My mind! Okay, alongside the whole goatse/tubgirl conversation going on, I have to bring you hilzoy's quoting this image of the vulva:

Turned off by cunnilingus? Eh, a lot of guys don't dig that. Who the hell knows what's going on down there. It's like H.R. Geiger giving up ink and canvas to work in the avant-garde medium of Play-Doh and bacon.

Play-doh and bacon? Play-doh and bacon? Good gods, I thought nothing could turn me off to that most delightful of activities, but if that phrase enters my mind the next time I'm face down between soft thighs I'm going to blame her.

<muttering>Play-doh and bacon.</muttering>

"Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? Lovely!" -- Robert Heinlein

Comments

[kenshardik]

I loves me the bacon.

Maybe it's delayed revenge

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

For the time Sylvia Plath compared a penis to a turkey neck. It may have been in Ariel.

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

which now gives me a different image for the phrase 'bringing home the bacon'.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

But bacon makes *everything* better! Doesn't it?

:-)