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Big Brother is Watching
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We've made a lot of noise and not a lot of progress in battling the oncoming universal panopticon, worried mostly about what governments are going to do with the information. Still, the phrase "Big Brother is Watching You" has been kept warm in everyone's imagination, which is why I find this roadsign so damned creepy. It's as if the Washington State Patrol wanted to twig you. Are you watching out, citizen!? Others are! Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

Look, I don't like litterers any more than the next uptight Seattlite (who, dammit, went away on a "macrobiotic holistic retreat" just as I asked my question), but this billboard does nothing to make me want to turn in my fellow man to the authorities. I'm personally a fan of a certain level of citizen involvement in keeping neighborhoods orderly without having to invoke armed officers, and I don't believe that keeping an eye out for lawbreakers is just the job of the cops.

However, when the cops remind us that they want shifty-eyed peeping tops armed with cellphones calling in every minor infraction on which they can generate revenue for the state, I go into rebellion mode.