Sweet, sweet digest!

[elfs]

Sheena Pepin took her husband's phallus in her hand. Barely awake, Ezra rocked backwards and forwards. Undulating in the dark, they made somnambulistic, aquatic love. "That's how lyrically sex ought to be described at the start of a great literary novel," he sighed, his orgasm flushing the synapses of his brain.

"Now ram home the juxtaposition of the sublime with the quotidian by making me a cup of tea," Sheena murmured.

I love The Digested Read: Blenheim Orchard. The rest of the review is equally brutal.

Comments

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

I don't know what that is, but it's hilarious.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

'The Digested Read' is a brutal book review in which the reviewer "rewrites" the plot and the basics of the book to show just how silly/ shallow/ absurd/ overreaching the writer was in their pursuit of literary merit. At the bottom of it is 'The Digested read digested,' in which he sums up the whole of his review in a single sentence.

It's scabrously nasty stuff, and many writer's confess to its guilty pleasure.

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

Oooh! They do that on a regular basis!? Sign me up!

[mo-hair.livejournal.com]

it sounded like... someone straining to use the new vocabulary words he learned today.... blech. it'd be funny if it weren't so awful!

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've used 'somnabulistic' and even 'paranomic' to describe sex in the morning. Nothing wrong with it.

[mo-hair.livejournal.com]

oh, yes... but for you it sort of rolls of the tongue (or rolls onto the keyboard, but that doesn't sound quite as nice.) :-)