Pick up lines for Darwinists!

[elfs]

Why don't you just unzip your pants and let me show you the Descent of Man?

Comments

[kyriani.livejournal.com]

I SO love each and every one of these! If I ever have a use for a pickup line I'm going to have to use "Without you, my organ would become vestigial." however. :D
Just Wow! Thank you for sharing. ^_^

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[lovingboth]

'.. my pants ..' or it has a slightly different spin.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I know. I like my spin.