elfs | Oh no! Gay people use teh intarwebs to spread their gayness!

Oh, no! One News Now, formerly Agape Press (I guess they were tired of being confused with the urban dictionary term describing the, uh, anatomy of a recipient of particularly brutal sodomy) has discovered that gay people are skilled Internet users, just like you and me, and have done a "powerful job" of using the Internet for "uses other than the moral good of society."

What will those naughty, deviant perverts come up with next? Two tin cans and a string?

And my favorite quote of the week (It's Nerve: NSFW):

I've always been more of a Playboy kind of guy as opposed to being a Hustler sort of fellow. Unfortunately almost all bushes seem to have disappeared. I don't know if it's Chernobyl or some other ecological disaster, but I haven't seen pubic hair on a woman in years.

That's not true in my case; but it did seem appropriate given the porn out there. There are some other great quotes in that article, too.