Yeah, that's the ticket.

[elfs]

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Have an orgasm every hour. Get your resolution here.

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[lionman.livejournal.com]

I suppose that would promote good prostate help, wouldn't it? ;-)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

It's a little excessive, don't you think?

[lionman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably. I suspect it would also lead to boredom. And think of the logistic problems with sleeping.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

And the potential chafing. Or possibly the expense of large volumes of lube. ;-)

[taerin.livejournal.com]

And the dehydration.

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

My first thought was 'Gatorade' when I read that. :-)

[lionman.livejournal.com]

Think of the potential for a Worlds Record setting. ;-)

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

You could go for direct electrical stimulation to induce involuntary orgasm - but that kind of takes the fun out of it.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

I could go for that method. I have tendonitis in my hands and wrists, you see. ;-)

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

From what I've read, it isn't pleasant. It just stimulates the body to go through the motions of orgasm, without the pleasure aspect. Like fat free cheesecake or other perversions of nature. ;-)

The good thing is we're a tool using species and there are other methods. :-)

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

The good thing is we're a tool using species and there are other methods. :-)

There's a spot in the spinal column that when stimulated with an electrode causes orgasm--pleasurably--in the female of the species. There were clinical trials for a device using that principle to treat whatever the name of the medical condition is when one can't achieve orgasm, but they wanted the testers to live in MA, otherwise I would have volunteered. ;-)

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I remember reading about that a while back, I thought that was cool. I also thought that if it were remote controlled that I really, really should not be allowed to hold the remote. TOO much temptation for someone like me. :-)

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

That was my thought, as well. Then again, I wouldn't trust anybody else I know to hold the remote, either, as they would take far too much advantage of it. Unless they were, like, usually 30 miles away. Then it would be safe.

[srmalloy.livejournal.com]

Think of the opportunities to abuse it with technology, though... For example, wiring up a USB device to trigger it and then writing a DLL that kicks off the USB device when you get e-mail... Then you could finally enjoy getting spam.

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could try lucid dreaming...

Or could you bank them, like have a few before sleeping and then after you get up to average out?

[lionman.livejournal.com]

Lucid dreaming...there's a thought.

Now, just imagine what sort of muscles you'd have in your arms by the end of the year. :-)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

"No, Jimmy, masturbating twenty times a day isn't bad for you, but you might consider switching arms once in a while."

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I like yours better than mine, which was training the cats to hunt hamsters.
(they already catch squirrels, isn't that enough?)

I guess it would be rather more draining for a man than a woman...

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[elfs.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine was once told by her doctor, "You can give up typing, or you can give up masturbating. You can't keep doing both." I believe she's switched to DragonNaturallySpeaking.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[memegarden.livejournal.com]

Could I have eight every eight hours? I might be able to work with that.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[norincraft.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you
"... Becoming a mail-order bride."

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[halloranelder.livejournal.com]

So, you're intending to cut back next year then? :)