Slash For Which There Is No Need

[elfs]

Jon Stewart & Steven Colbert? Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly? Anne Coulter and Al Franken?

Someone wrote these as slash?

Please, dear goddess, bleach those braincells clean!

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Comments

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah, I stumbled on some Stewart/Colbert months ago and it hurt me deeply. I've also seen some Anne Coulter/[pick a liberal] fic.

And I have not once gone looking for it, I just stumble onto it in normal operation. "Hey, this looks like Daily Show fanfic... weird. *skim* Oh... gods... my eyes..."

Holy shit ...

[sarienpalth.livejournal.com]

... this takes RPS to a whole new level. What next? Should I expect to see Rush Limbaugh/Farting Preacher slash? Don't get me wrong, I think it would be hilarious if someone did this, but seriously. (YouTube for Farting Preacher to see who I'm talking about).

All we need now is something else, like George Bush/George Bush (Add: Antler Porn) slash or something. And yes, I know it takes all kinds, but that doesn't stop me from being surprised.

@.@ Sar

If we're nitpicking about canon...

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

then Jon/Stephen isn't really plausible. It has to be Stephen-on-Stephen. I don't think he'd consider anyone else worthy of him...himself?

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

You mean... Al Franken and Ann Coulter are the same gender?

[adaveen.livejournal.com]

Too funny!

Now... Stewart/Olbermann - Oh Yeah!