The Punishment Continues!
Nov. 12th, 2006 08:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsOmaha said, "Do the children need a bath?"
"I think so."
"What did we do last night?"
"We went to Shemayazi's birthday. We got home late."
"So neither one of them got washed."
I said, "That's right. We had no child's washed behind."
"Children, tickle your father mercilessly."
Sigh. Fatherhood is the art of mastering exactly the right height and angle one should hold the shower massager-- the one you bought twenty years ago for purposes that have little to with children-- to make the bubble bath as big as possible.
"I think so."
"What did we do last night?"
"We went to Shemayazi's birthday. We got home late."
"So neither one of them got washed."
I said, "That's right. We had no child's washed behind."
"Children, tickle your father mercilessly."
Sigh. Fatherhood is the art of mastering exactly the right height and angle one should hold the shower massager-- the one you bought twenty years ago for purposes that have little to with children-- to make the bubble bath as big as possible.
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