Bad puns!

[elfs]

From a story: "He'd just spent the last hour manhandling her globes. This was the last time he volunteered to work in the cartographer's office."

And from a conversation I had this afternoon: "Well, it's bang-on smut, with ocassional slow interludes to let the reader catch her breath. I guess you could say the interludes are the spaces between the lewds."

Comments

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Interlewds... I like it.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I'm reluctant to institute or institutionalize it. It would become a term like "fastforward" is to the video porn industry: the part of the video where the performers pretend to act and lay down the plot you're never going to get anyway because you just want to speed ahead to the sex scenes anyway.