elfs | That explains so freakin' much!

Oh, my gods. So, I watched the Daily Show clip Tangled Up in Bleu, in which the Daily Show shows how the government has banned gays from jobs in the military, even in such critical areas as Arabic translation, because they can't have homosexuals even though they've changed the recruitment standards to include, as the Daily Show puts it, "the aged, the criminal, and the mildly retarded."

But what stood out in my mind was the interview with Paul Cameron, the rabidly anti-gay activist who has been kicked out of the American Psychological Association for his vicious and vacuous "studies" of the "homosexual lifestyle." Cameron makes my gaydar go off, hard. He has the mannerisms, the accent, the gestures that effeminate gay men try hard to emulate if it doesn't already come naturally. He's in his mid-60's, so I can't help but imagine that when he gets into the bath his fantasies are about Steve Reeves pulling up his loincloth and shoving his sweet manmeat down Paul's waiting youthful throat, but it isn't until Johnny Weissmuller lines up for the lucky Pierre^{[? nsfw]} that he comes in more rainbow colors than a My Little Pony six-pack.