Tom the Dancing Bug reveals the truth.

[elfs]

Arr! Tom T' Dancin' Bug draws a painful truth!

Actually, any car that's tricked out and run too loud often earns the epithet from Omaha, "Sorry about your penis!"

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[fallenpegasus]

So what does it mean about guys like me who drive "lesbian cars"? :)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Hey, I might be going car shopping in a year or so. What defines a "lesbian car"?

[fallenpegasus]

There are about dozen Subi Foresters, and a couple of dozen other kinds of Subarus, parked at the parking lot when I go to the Seattle Women's Chorus performances.

http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/otherfunstuff/tp/LesbianCars.htm

[mo-hair.livejournal.com]

i've been hearing lots of moms rant about the hummer ad that begins with a mom's son getting bumped in line for the slide on the playground. when the mother of the boy who barged in defends her brat, the mother of the boy who got bumped runs out and gets a hummer. argh! like omaha i hav been giving men driving those cars the pinky for a while (since they are clearly compensating for soemthign small.) the question becomes what do we do or say when we say women driving similar status symbols?

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Dunno, but they're obviously compensating for something as well.

I don't want a hummer. I want a small tank. I want it to look like it drove straight out of hell, and I want steel I-beams for bumpers, and I want to replace the cannon in the turret with an EMP cannon. (Keep the .50cal for *old* hooptys that I can't simpy disable with EMP and run over.)

And the next Beemer-driving maniac that tries to cut me off, the last thing he's gonna see is the tread of the tank up his back window as he frantically tries to start his computer-fried artificial wanker....

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

*actually goes and reads comic*

*LOL* hee hee...

So what does that say about somebody driving an Austin Healy or a Morris Mini?

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

There is a commercial for the Cooper Mini that imitates a game show called 'Tug the Tassel' in which a female contestant has to guess what kind of car a man drives based on his genitalia.

The woman pulls a little tassel and a tiny stage curtain parts at the waistline of each guy, and she guesses. Mostly high performance sports cars. When she pulls the string on the last man, the audience goes silent, and the producers gasp. While he just stands there with this knowing grin. MINI.

[voidrandom.livejournal.com]

It must be rough going through life with a small penis.