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Mother Very Easily Made a Jam Sandwich Using Napalm.

Date: 2006-08-24 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplelover13.livejournal.com
Or

My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nuts


I still know I'm going to say Pluto for a while...

Date: 2006-08-24 05:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
Napalm, we need NAPALM!!!!

(Don't teach this one to your kids, the Homeland Insecurity goons will get you for sure!)

Date: 2006-08-24 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intrepid-reason.livejournal.com
My suggestions for N wrods in the usual nuemonic where: nachos, napalm, news, noodles, nuts, nosh or Norwegians.

Date: 2006-08-24 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intrepid-reason.livejournal.com
ugh can't type today...

Date: 2006-08-24 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intrepid-reason.livejournal.com
Mmmmm I love Nutella...oh wait I have some in my cupboard!

Date: 2006-08-24 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com
Yanno, I thought of that too. :)

Date: 2006-08-24 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarienpalth.livejournal.com
I just thought of this one...

My Volvo Exudes Much Joy, So Use Nightly!

Date: 2006-08-24 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarienpalth.livejournal.com
I could go for vibrator, but I think vulva might be a bit difficult for me. :: laughs ::

Kink Sar

Date: 2006-08-25 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/
Well, it could be worse.

Pluto is still a planet, just a "dwarf planet," instead of a "classical planet."

If they'd gone the other way, we'd have 12 planets now ... and counting. Given the way things have been going in astronomy these days, we'd be adding 10-20 new "planets" every decade.

Considering, too, that The Moon is larger than Pluto, you'd really have to start calling Moon-Earth a double-planet if you made Pluto-Charon a double-planet.

Still, I think it's a good compromise. When we're all dead, and schoolchildren are sick of memorizing all 57 dwarf-planets waaaay out in the depths past Neptune, they can start ignoring Pluto. We can still consider it the 9th Planet.

Date: 2006-08-25 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfs.livejournal.com
My favorite headline regarding the Pluto thing: Dwarf Tossed (http://www.reason.com/hitandrun/2006/08/dwarf_tossed_pl.shtml).

Date: 2006-08-25 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gromm.livejournal.com
Bah! I hate those mnemonics. I could never remember them.

Remembering Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune is a piece of cake though.

Date: 2006-08-26 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threnodym.livejournal.com
Personal favourite of the horde heard today:

"My Very Exacting Master Just Said "Urinate. Now."

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