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I can relate:

Date: 2006-03-29 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapier.livejournal.com
Wait... what is he doing? Logging overnight restroom usage?

Date: 2006-03-29 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featheredfrog.livejournal.com
If it gets up to 4 or more a night, it's time for blood sugar and PSE tests...

Date: 2006-03-29 05:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kenshardik
Um wha?

Date: 2006-03-29 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfs.livejournal.com
You'll start to understand within ten years. Or maybe you'll get lucky and be one of those rare men who never wake up around three in the morning with excruiating back and bladder pain, at least not until you're seventy...

Date: 2006-03-29 07:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kenshardik
I'm overweight, so I'm dealing with some lower back pain.

The Rev. Ivan Stang spoke at Starwood a few years back and had a list of what's important in life. On that list, "No back pain" was higher than "Sex". He said, "Now I bet you kids out there are saying, 'Reverend Stang, how can no back pain be more important than sex?' Ha, ha, ha, ha-YOU JUST WAIT!"

Praise "BOB"!

Date: 2006-03-29 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mo-hair.livejournal.com
so what you're saying is that at some point you guys catch up to us women who have had incubating humans doing gymnastics on our bladders for 40 weeks at a stretch?

something about turn about and fair play comes to mind :-)

Date: 2006-03-29 09:24 pm (UTC)
ext_74896: Tyler Durden (Tyler)
From: [identity profile] mundens.livejournal.com
And here I thought it was just him recording the second erectile orgasm of the night.

Thats a middle-aged guy thing too y'know, I used to be able to get ready to go all the time, now it's rare if I can mange five in a day.

The old blood pressure is just not up to it. Back pain? Sure I get that too, but i'm 44 and it's still less important to me than sex!
:D

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