Geek amusement of the day.

[elfs]

The following magical incatation will allow you to convert any video file you happen to have to something ipod-ready. Now to watch the really teeny-tiny subtitles on a two-inch screen and, if it's hentai, uh... go blind twice as fast! And GTKPod will successfully upload them to your iPod without complaint.

ffmpeg -i "$1" -f mp4 -vcodec mpeg4 -maxrate 1000 -b 700 -qmin 3 \
 -qmax 5 -bufsize 4096 -g 300 -acodec aac -ar 44100 \
 -ab 192 -s 320x240 -aspect 4:3 $2.mp4