Nasty new verb: to napoli

[elfs]

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

Example of usage: "Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."

(via Smart Bitches, Trashy Books)

Comments

[wyrdone.livejournal.com]

Yes but was Santorum involved?

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Heh. Good question. I rather doubt it, as santorum implies the kind of forethought needed to bring lube. But I must commend Smart Bitches for having succeeded in making the link above the "I'm feeling lucky" googlebomb for Bill Napoli.

[intrepid-reason.livejournal.com]

Wow, nice word usage. I now have bookmarked http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/