Since you asked...

[elfs]

More on Nyssa's Guardian: An excerpt. Another (positive!?) review. Ordering information with cover art. And yes, it really cost six bucks.

Comments

[firewheelvortex.livejournal.com]

...throwing excerpt at same virtual wall as the last Gor novel I tried to read.

And it's not up to the standards of John Norman!

[lrodell.livejournal.com]

oooookay...I think I needed to snort milk out of my nose, it's been awhile? Thanks for the links!^^

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

"Curse her traitorous anatomy! This was not the place for swollen nipples, not the time for cloying wetness, or creeping warmth at the delta of her skirt-clad thighs."


Elf, I curse you.
I curse you to the bad side of St. Lucia, Our Lady of Plot Devices.
I curse you to read the whole of that stinker as penance for inflicting it upon us.
I curse you to be devoured by ravenous hordes of bloated plot-hares.

(Seriously, it gives me great hope. I was better than that even when I was bad)

[(Anonymous)]

*rolls eyes* I've read better in the sf-fantasy directory of the nifty archive. How does this kind of thing get printed? (Answer: for the same reason Nora Roberts has umpteen best-sellers.)