Marketing Idea: Punishment Pyjamas

[elfs]

I think someone ought to start a company called Brussel Sprouts Pyjamas. They make high-priced, ugly pyjamas for children. Pyjamas with pictures of crying babies. Pyjamas printed with brussel sprouts and liver. Pyjamas with pictures of sludge plumbers and garbage men as drawn by Don Martin, complete with flies. Pyjamas in hideous, splotchy greens, greys and browns. They'd have be comfy as hell, but unpleasant to look at.

I keep telling Kouryou-chan that if she doesn't stay in bed, I'm gonna buy her ugly pyjamas. She's obsessed with pretty colors, and actually having a pair of such pyjamas would be good incentive. Of course, it might always backfire and we'd end up with a Goth child.

Comments

[ladyerin.livejournal.com]

I don't know that they are ugly, but I have pajamas I made out of flannel printed with Chinese Food bits on them. Still looking for Sushi fabric....

~E

[mo-hair.livejournal.com]

well here is some sushi fabric for you.

[ladyerin.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I forsee a new, horrid ;-), Kosode in my future *Wicked Evil Laugh*

[slfisher.livejournal.com]

I don't remember whether it was jammies or an outfit, but I know I threatened my must-be-pink-must-be-princesses daughter with having to wear ugly clothes once.

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

No no...goth children want black satin pajamas. With long lace sleeves. I know from personal experience. What you'd end up with would be even worse...you'd end up with a child whose taste in clothes matched the general American public's taste in animation.

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

metaquotes-worthy!