This year's "Bad Sex Writing" awards.

[elfs]

If I ever write anything this bad, just shoot me.

Comments

You know what's really funny?

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

The ads that popped up when I was reading that tripe were for the Atkins diet, low carb shakes, and high-protein drinks!

Re: You know what's really funny?

[elfs.livejournal.com]

That seems... somehow appropriate. But dealing with "seminal yearnings" might help!

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Eesh. Sounds like Hummel Eyes and Man Cream. No *wonder* he used a pseudonym.

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

If I ever hear of you writing about "seminal yearning," I will have to disavow all knowledge of your existence.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Aw, it's just another way of writing, "Wants to give head."

[solarbird]

Hopping christ on a pogo stick, I couldn't make it past the first one. God, so terrible.