You call that a disclaimer?

[elfs]

Seen on a can of Blue Diamond almonds:

Scientific evidence suggests, but does not prove, that eating 1.5 ounces per day of most nuts, such as almonds, without increasing daily caloric intake, as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol may reduce the risk of heart disease.

Translation: "If you're eating healthy, eating some of these will cause nothing worse to happen. We think."

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Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs is a part of this complete breakfast with toast, juice, milk, and yummy Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.