Eat Our Product, Or You'll Be GAY!

[elfs]

Is it just me, or do the ads for beef jerky lining the freeways of The Puget Sound annoy anyone else as much as they do me? The worst one reads, "Banana Chips may lead to figure skating." Translation: They'll make you gay. Don't be gay. Eat beef jerky instead.

Dammit, I like jerky. I also like guys. ("Don't go there, Jake.") But these ads are enough to turn me off the stuff for a lifetime.

Which I'm sure would please Omaha.

Comments

[shadowfey.livejournal.com]

I find them very annoying too - there's one of the banana chip ones on the way into Fremont, and it's just ... who exactly was the brilliant mind to put THAT in that location?