If operating systems were porn starlets!

[elfs]

Sex: Ms. Linux does even less than Ms. Mac. Everything's pretty basic but when she gets it right she's world class. Like Ms. Windows she's prepared to try anything and her tendency to become obsessed with things means that, over time, she normally gets really good.

If you ask her to dress-up she'll laugh at you until your erection subsides. You put up with it because she's the coolest chick you know.

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[fallenpegasus]

Ms Linux sounds like the hottest of the three...

[phred1973.livejournal.com]

That's just great, thanks for sharing!