An image I did not need!

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Jesus' General is one of those blogs you have to have a sense of humor to read. It's written from the point of view of a true man among men, a Bush-loving (in all senses of the word) manly man who signs his letters "heterosexually yours" and finds way too many laughs in being politically beyond over the top.

There is some question about why Alberto Gonzalez waited 12 hours between notifying the White House that there was an investigation into the Plame leak and notifying the White House that they should not destroy documents. Today, the General offered his timeline. One collection of excerpts is just icky:

8:01 pm - The Special Political Electronic Surveillance team patches Karl Rove into the audio portion of the call. He immediately begins drafting a plan to safeguard important evidence.

8:30 pm - Rove calls Jeff Gannon, White House journalist, and asks him to meet him at the White House.

10:00 pm - Rove has spread out all the important evidence onto the floor of his office. He asks Gannon what he thinks is the best way to protect it. Gannon suggests vasoline. He and Rove strip off their clothes and begin protecting the documents by smearing their bodies with vasoline and then rolling on the evidence.

10:01 pm - Rove is heard to scream, "get along little doggie."

10:02 pm - spent and exhausted and covered with documents, Rove and Gannon collapse onto the floor and share a smoke.

11:00 pm - Gannon sets off for his next White House journalist appointment, a meeting with Scott McClellen about the best way to preserve important Plame-related documents.

There are other disturbing images, including Ari Fleischer in a cub scout uniform and the waxing of Dick Cheney. Read it all. Report to The General!</