The French know how to discourage sex!

[elfs]

Warning!. If you are at all squicked by insects, do not follow the links below. These are two ads, one aimed at men, the other at women, warning you of the consequences of unprotected sex.

[EDIT] I realized after I posted those that you need the cookie from the originating site in order to see them. Go here and follow the links.

Just to make it easier, I've put small copies of the images here.

 

Comments

[chgowiz.livejournal.com]

They must've been yanked. I get strange errors when clicking on the links.

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

Access Denied.

[rapier.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's ... wow. I think I never ever need to see that again.

[solarbird]

What disturbs me is that there are totally going to be people who are into that.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Y'gotta admit, he's f'in gorgeous. I'm not so into the scorpion, though.

[kengr]

Yeah, but would *Shardik* be into it? :-)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Uh... Hmm. Probably not.

[kengr]

"It's good to have limits..."

:-)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I'm scared that I had to think about it.

[kengr]

Elf, given some of the stuff I'm afraid that *I* would try given access to Pendorian medical tech, you shouldn't be too hard on yourself.

Besides, Shardik may be part you, but he's not you. Right?

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[fallenpegasus]

One race has been avian, and there was that one crash engineered race that had a little bit of everything that genegineers could get their hands on.

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

I think it's funny. I don't care much for it sexually, but damn, I'd love to have giant bugs. :)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

It must be such a uniquely American thing to think, "Giant plushie bugs. I wonder if they'd sell‽".

[solarbird]

He does have a classically hot ass. And his back's not bad either.

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Frighteningly enough, well, umm.. *waves* o.o

[solarbird]

HA! I knew somebody would be! Sex drive is so weird. ^_^

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

*grins* It's amazing what gets people off, sometimes.

I must admit, the first one is definitely aided by the actual person.. That's a nice booty. :9

[solarbird]

And not a bad back, either. ^_^

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Good lines, too.

[tonyawinter.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! Imagine being the models... LOL I can't imagine being able to keep a straight face.

[kyriani.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing. ;) "You want me to what???" "ROFL"

[kengr]

I'm afraid that I'd ask if I could keep the giant bug dummies.

And I'm trying to be *very* good and not send a link to the female one to a female friend who is scared of spiders.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[vik_thor]

insects aren't to bad...
scorpions and SPIDERS!!! on the otherhand......
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK you really should mention that the pics are ARACHNID rather than insects...

Not that I actually have sex very often, but THOSE pics....
(and the fact that my husband wants copies of them.... EEEK!)

[casualprofessor.livejournal.com]

But damn!!! Reminds me of praying mantises and their rumored mating habits...

[(Anonymous)]

This might be because I'm the only virgin left alive on the planet but goddamn if that isn't halarious, not to mention beautifully photoshopped.
-D

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I don't think it was photoshopped. It was probably easier just to sew up bug plushies and find good models.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[woggie.livejournal.com]

Just the pictures were enough to put me off. I'm not going to take my chances with the full ads - I've had enough shocks for the day.

[elgatocurioso.livejournal.com]

The pictures didn't put me off but I did go "Huh... that's a new one," in an macabre sort of way. Boinking either of those critters isn't something I would want to do myself- but I'd probably pay to see it!