elfs | Rockstar! And a joke that's not safe to repeat at work.

So, the other day, I discovered that some evil genius had deposited Rockstar in the company pop machine. Having had a couple of days in a row with not enough sleep, I decided to try one.

Bad mistake. It wired me up, sure, but in a bad way. I got home and Omaha asked me what was wrong, and I told her about my experiment with Rockstar. She said, "So, would it help if I took you to bed to work off some of that energy?"

I said, "There's a joke that goes like this:"

One day, Wonder Woman was sunning herself out on her back porch naked, when the Flash ran by. Now, the Flash was not always a good guy and, as he went speeding by he saw the beautiful Diana spread in all her glory and said to himself, "Y'know, I could do her so fast she'd never know!" So he turns around and, well, does her.

And Wonder Woman says, "By Diana! What was that‽"

And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but man, my ass hurts now!"

"It would be like that."

She wisely declined until I came down further.