Oh, great. Now everyone will want one.
Mar. 27th, 2005 12:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsSigh.
There are days when I understand that the entire point of internet life is to de-mystify and reveal the closely held secrets, to blab out the mysteries of life and let those who would benefit from them learn. Sometimes, though, I really wish I could keep some truths hidden.
Doctor of Biological Sciences, Sergei Speransky, has revealed to the world a truth I have long known: a good flogging makes you feel better. "The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course."
Bastard. You may as well read it all.
Sigh.
There are days when I understand that the entire point of internet life is to de-mystify and reveal the closely held secrets, to blab out the mysteries of life and let those who would benefit from them learn. Sometimes, though, I really wish I could keep some truths hidden.
Doctor of Biological Sciences, Sergei Speransky, has revealed to the world a truth I have long known: a good flogging makes you feel better. "The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course."
Bastard. You may as well read it all.
Sigh.
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Date: 2005-03-27 09:09 am (UTC)Hmmm....
Date: 2005-03-27 04:46 pm (UTC)Now to start billing a fat hourly rate to insurance...
:)
- S
Re: Hmmm....
Date: 2005-03-28 04:11 am (UTC)