So that's what they mean by "special sauce."

[elfs]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it must be seen to be believed. Mcdonalds has a new banner ad campaign that can be seen over at ESPN, but if you want to see it in it's preserved state, Andrew Teman has a laid-out copy. The ad reads, "Double Cheeseburger? I'd fuck that." Well, no, it reads, "Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it." Which, basically, means the same as my original statement.

I can't tell if this is a mistake, or a deliberate meme to infect us all by making us talk about it. Either way, though, it's in sad taste.

Comments

[rapier.livejournal.com]

Ewww, ew ew ew! EW. GOD EW.

The ad guy's smug, self-satisfied, possessive smirk makes it about eighty three times WORSE. Ew.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

What? Can't you just imagine this guy's whang wrapped around a warm, juicy two-all-beef-patties lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun, adding the special sauce at the end?

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

Not until now. *goes to scrub her brain*

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Thank you ever so much. I *so* did not need this image in my brain.

What rapier said. Ew.

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

I was reading about that yesterday. That's what I thought it meant, and yet I had no idea that particular slang was so specific.

Of course, this is part of the "I'm Lovin' It" campaign. Maybe they meant it....

[rapier.livejournal.com]

Ew, god I am grossed out YET AGAIN.

Thank you all for a healthy dose of humor this morning!

[(Anonymous)]

rapier, jenkitty, allow me to add some truly appropriate words penned by the wonderfully talented Howard Taylor in Schlock Mercenary:

"My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message."

And I must admit... 'special' sauce was the first thing I thought of when I heard this (via Fark). Warm, white and creamy... wouldn't be the first time people have played with their food!

Bryan.