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Although it is traditional for the entire cabinet to resign and then go through a re-appointment process at the start of a second term, it looks as if John Ashcroft is throwing in the towel for good. In a five-page handwritten note, Ashcroft told Bush, "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

Uh, yeah. Whatever.