Blame David Letterman!

[elfs]

Sometimes, a story gets written as a response to something else, usually on a theme, an incident, an event. Sometimes it's just a wish to f*ck up a character's too-complacent life. And sometimes, it's just because a quote is too precious too let loose.

I know exactly where I'm going to use this line: Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness.