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I've installed SMARTmon on my system and it's reporting that my root drive is a little hot, but I've taken the covers off and it seems to be cooling down. Other than that, no dramatic errors appear to be cropping up. I'll keep my eye on it for a while and hope that it was just overheating. Given that the Windows™ drive also showed errors, it may have been motherboard temperature rather than drive temperature that caused the issues.

I had the pleasure this evening, after cleaning the kitchen, of sorting through some ancient porn, to wit, Playboys from the 1970s. And, y'know what, I married a very beautiful woman. Before the '90s, before plastic surgery, Photoshop, and private personal trainers starting manufacturing impossibly long-torsoed, long-legged, sleek and glistening women, the women of Playboy were, well, the girl next door.

And they were. In ways that you simply can't find these days. Remember the old porn theory? That porn turned men into ravenous, raping beasts? The new porn theory is that since normal women cannot possibly look like what the Internet easily serves up every day men have trouble relating to normal women; what they see in companions pales in comparison to online smut, and so women have a much harder time getting over the twins hurdles of looks and ease-of-use-- so to speak.

I liked wandering through those ancient tomes. Those were real women. They had bodyfat. They had real breasts. They looked like my wife. Okay, so that had really big hair too, that was the '70s, that was the fashion.

Date: 2004-07-25 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetpaladin.livejournal.com
I just one a girl next door. But would they give me the time of day? No.

Date: 2004-07-25 10:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-07-25 10:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
And, y'know what, I married a very beautiful woman.

Yes, yes you did. And here's the near-impossible part: She's smart, too...

Date: 2004-07-25 11:24 pm (UTC)
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And she's a gamer...

Date: 2004-07-25 11:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
Alas, everyone has their vices. :)

Date: 2004-07-25 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riverheart.livejournal.com
Yes, Omaha's gorgeous.

Date: 2004-07-25 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antonia-tiger.livejournal.com
I dabble in making 3D images, and it seems the really popular 3D models are of those rather artificial-looking women. Nobody bothers with the much more ordinary-looking female supplied with the software.

I'm not sure who the pictures of the men are aimed at, either. All those "construction workers" with their power tools, and not a set of safety goggles in sight.

Me, I just have a problem rendering fur....

Real Women...

Date: 2004-07-26 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darklilith69.livejournal.com
*smile* Real women *do* have curves--and Omaha definitely has those! *grin* Yes, she's beautiful inside and out, and one of the more patient people I've met. :)

I went through a collection of my one, last year, to pull out any photos that I might be able use for reference. The 60's and 70's playmates were definitely the "girl next door." They looked like they'd knock on your door to borror a cup of sugar. *grin* And they did NOT have super defined muscles. They had the soft curves that say, "hug me here." ;) Zaftig rules! *chuckle*

Kishma/Lilith

Date: 2004-07-26 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j5nn5r.livejournal.com
"I had the pleasure this evening, after cleaning the kitchen, of sorting through some ancient porn, to wit, Playboys from the 1970s. And, y'know what, I married a very beautiful woman. "

Indeed you did you fortunate bastig.

Not that I didn't, mind you. :)

Date: 2004-07-26 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sierra-nevada.livejournal.com
Coincident with your musings, the SF Chronicle had this article about "Alterna-Porn" in its pages yesterday.

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