I am totally getting old...

[elfs]

I am totally getting old. This afternoon, Omaha and I met up and went to the local food court for lunch. Once upon a time, I might have letched at the young women there, thinking one was cute or pretty or whatever. Today, my reaction was universally, "And your parents let you out of the house dressed like that?"

Okay, I'm ready for the nursing home. Take me away, Martha Raye, Polident user.

Edit: I have been advised that it is Martha Raye who pimped Polident in the late 1970s and 1980s. Martha Gramm was a famous ballet choreographer who, as far as I can tell, never fronted for anyone.