elfs | Pumello, Gas, Janet's Boob.

This morning instead of my usual routine of a grapefruit and coffee, I tried a pumello, which is kinda like a grapefruit for size queens. It's about the size of Kouryou-chan's head. It is not an experiment I shall be repeating; most of it is skin, with no appreciable increase in the edible component. The flavor is unremarkable compared to a Texas Red, and the inner membrane is much tougher, making it much harder to dig out the flesh even with a proper grapefruit spoon.

I stopped for gas this morning and noticed that premium was $1.95 a gallon. It cost $20 to fill my tank. I really need to find more ways to take the bus, especially since work reimburses me for bus passes.

And I've finally seen Janet's Boob. Big deal. It's a boob, a lovely one at that. I don't think exposure to is going to damage the psyche of the American public. I think this was Janet's attempt to finally prove she's not Michael.

And finally, on another note, regarding another (cough) female persona, Ann Coulter, come on. She's a dude! She's gotta be. Look at that adam's apple. And those arms-- scary.