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<lj-cut text="Which Calvin Am I?"><div style="width: 350px;"><div style="float:left; margin:6px;"><img src="http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/lj.g/hobbes.gif"></div><div style="font: verdana small";><b>I am <a href="http://www.imfanatic.com/calvin/calvin_quiz.php">Hobbes!</a></font></b><br><font face="tahoma" size="2">You're a bit too mellow to be an incarnation of Calvin, but you're still his best pal. You don't mind having fun, though, and enjoy playing tricks on your friends when they least expect it.<br><br>Which Calvin <a href="http://www.imfanatic.com/calvin/calvin_quiz.php">are YOU?</a></font></div></lj-cut>

<lj-cut text="Which X-Man Am I?"><hr><img src="http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/lj.g/Beast.jpg" border="0" alt="beast"><br>You are Beast!

You are brilliant and extremely clever. You can<br>handle almost any problem swiftly and<br>efficiently. You are devoted to philosophy and<br>are always up for a good discussion.<br>Sometimes, though, your anger gets the best of<br>you and you upset those whom you care about. <br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/tedelton/quizzes/Which%20X-Men%20character%20are%20you%20most%20like%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which X-Men character are you most like?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font></lj-cut>

<lj-cut text="What's My Purity Score?"><hr><table width="350" style="margin: 5px; border: 1px solid #FF0000; padding: 5px; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff;"><tr style="background-color: #ffccff; font: 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><td colspan="3" style="text-align: center;"><strong>Your <A href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity">Ultimate Purity Score</a> Is... </strong></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;" width="125"><strong>Category</strong></td><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;"><strong>Your Score</strong></td> <td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;"><strong>Average</strong></td> </tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;"><td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125">Self-Lovin'</td><td><b>16.7%</b><br>I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you</td> <td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold">65%</td></tr><tr ><td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125">Shamelessness</td><td><b>31%</b><br>Puts 'em on the glass</td> <td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold">79.3%</td> </tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;"><td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125">Sex Drive</td> <td><b>31.6%</b><br>I got <i>needs</i>, baby, you gotta unnastan'!</td><td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold">77.7%</td></tr><tr><td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125">Straightness</td><td><b>0%</b><br>Knows the other body type like a map</td> <td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold">45%</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;"> <td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125">Gayness</td> <td><b>3.6%</b><br>Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look <i>tame</i></td> <td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;">83.3%</td></tr> <tr><td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125">Fucking Sick</td><td><b>37.2%</b><br>Don't look in the basement</td> <td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;">89.9%</td></tr> <tr style="background-color: #ffffcc; vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; font-weight: bold;"> <td colspan="3" style="vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; font-weight: bold; padding: 12px; text-align: center;">You are 20.46% pure<br>Average Score: 72.6%<br></td></tr><tr> <td colspan="3"><div align="center"><a href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity"><strong>Take The Ultimate Purity Test<br>and see how you match up!</strong></a></div></td> </tr></table></lj-cut>