elfs | Answering James Lipton's Questions

1. What's your favorite word?

"Yes."

2. What's your least favorite word?

Lave.

3. What sound or noise do you love?

A lack of civilization. Don't get me wrong on that one. I love civilization and all it has done for us. But it is much louder than we lucky apes are used to.

4. What sound or noise do you hate?

Other persons' kids being cranky.

5. What turns you on?

Honesty and willingness.

6. What turns you off?

Cynicism.

7. What's your favorite curse (word)?

"Grief." When you live in a culture that provides you with every material thing, the only thing worth cursing is a rift of the heart.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to try?

Illustrator.

9. What profession would you NEVER like to do?

Any management position that involves routine shuffling of paper, like for inventory management.

10. IF there is a heaven, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

"Okay, I know when I'm outclassed."