Blue teeth.

[elfs]

Why in the name of Osiris can't pen manufacturers make a decent chew toy?

Comments

[shadowfey.livejournal.com]

Because half the fun of it is feeling the plastic finally start to crunch and fracture, and that's not dentist-recommended?

[elfric.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA! I do that ALL the time! Glad to know I'm not the only one. Damn pens, anyway. I find that mechanical pencils are almost as much fun to chew on and don't make a mess =)

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

Hush. They think you're using them to write with! Do you want them to find out and charge you fancy prices for tooth exercisers?

[mouser.livejournal.com]

Mouth of ink again?

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

got an oral fixation, do we?

Use an old-fashioned pencil... the erasers make much better chew toys.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Can't. The metal of the eraser cover reacts with my fillings. Mega-painful.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if I didn't think I'd look so damn silly, I'd
probably go over to Babies'r'Us and find something
appropriately survival-ready.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

At the previous job, my favorite was the plain Bic pen, the white kind with the blue caps. Since this employer doesn't stock them, I have switched to plastic spoons and the Pentel RSVP pen (in purple or green). You just need to remember to peel the UPC label off the cap first.