POP QUIZ!

You're in Seattle. A man working at a 7-11 is wearing a turban. He is most likely:

(A) A Muslim
(B) A Hipster
(C) A Sikh

If you answered C, a Sikh, you were correct! Wikipedia says:

According to Article I of the "Rehat Maryada" (the Sikh code of conduct and conventions), a Sikh is defined as "any human being who faithfully believes in One Immortal Being; ten Gurus, from Guru Nanak Dev to Sri Guru Gobind Singh; the Sri Guru Granth Sahib; the teachings of the ten Gurus and the baptism bequeathed by the tenth Guru; and who does not owe allegiance to any other religion". Sikhs believe in the Equality of Mankind, the concept of Universal brotherhood of Man and One Supreme God (Ik Onkar).

And now you know more than Brock Stainbrook, who yesterday assaulted a man wearing a turban at a 7-11. He seems to have a problem with anger management, according to the indictment, and our inciteful elites gave him an excuse to pop off. Apparently, he was so convinced of the rightness of his actions that he didn't think he'd be arrested when the cops asked him about it.