Welcome To Fantasy Sandwich!

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Some people fantasize about sex... I fantasize about sandwiches.

Today's fantasy sandwich: tomatoes and basil fresh from the garden, sliced mozarella, bacon, and home-made mayonnaise with olive oil, dijon mustard, and white wine vinegar.

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More pictures of the Decepticons!

Crotch Shot

Robo Booty

Hand

A few months ago, I described the new statues in our public square here in Burien, WA as "Lumpen Decepticon Zombie Art, and I still feel that way about them. They do kinda grow on you, not enough for me to want to keep them, but hey, at least I can take more pictures, ne, and try to get a feel for them.

Whoever made the female statue clearly has a feel for roboglueteus maximus, and I do mean maximus. Do we really think that robots will have the same integral design as humans? Do we hope so? The artist clearly does.

Controversial Public Art

Anatomically Correct

Okay, childish sniggering aside (see previous post), this statue is the one causing the most controversy in my home town. News crews have been out to film it (from the shoulders up), local tongues are wagging over it, local prudes are demanding it be removed saying, "If she were alive she'd be arrested!" and on and on and on.

My two cents: it's lovely. Nudity never harmed anyone. She looks like a woman in her mid to late 40's ought to look, pendulous breasts and anatomically correct crotch and all.

Apparently, she's "creepy." I suspect those who believe so have never seen a woman older and less photoshopped than Jannah Burnham. (p.s.: totally NSFW) And while I happen to like Jannah Burnham, I appreciate that most women are not going to look like they just walked out of a slightly pornographic fairy tale.