And they do delivery! Somebody warn Doug Winger!

Abbondanza!

If you're an old-school furry, this ought to fill you with fear and terror. Either that, or you'll wet your pants in anticipation.

Abbondanza was the name of a mythical pizza delivery service in Doug Winger's strange, balloon-animal universe, where impossibly doubly endowed creatures would offer you "meat toppings" and "creamy desserts" along with your pizza.

Next NW Fur Con, we ought to have dinner there. It's in West Seattle, along California Street, near Lincoln Park.

Some (VERY NSFW) examples of Doug's work: Negotiation, After Pizza, and Mini Pizza.

Are you familiar with Voltaire's prayer?

I have more than once in my life repeated Voltaire's prayer. Some days, He delivers.

Today is one of those days.

The problem with MILF Porn

This afternoon, I was looking at Fleshbot (yeah, I do that, get over it), and they had a preview stills from some porn film entitled MILF Mania 3. MILF seems to be the term of art, rather than the more appropriate Cougar, although both essentially mean women over the age of 40 being banged by younger men.

The problem with MILF porn is simple: it's all shot in Southern California. And Southern California women, like South Florida women, all have one thing in common: their skin is aged an extra 10 years or so by the relentless sunlight. I've slept with 40-year-old and up women from Seattle, and their skin doesn't look like that. Women in Seattle have smooth and wonderful skin close its original shade, mostly because we don't have that many sunny days (today isn't one, for example). Even the farmer's daughters have lovely skin that shows little signs of sun damage or weather beating.

I think there needs to be a Seattle-based line of porn films: Seattle Cougars I through XXXVI, all with hot women who both have the maturity to know why they fuck, and bodies that have not been abused by endless hours of UV radiation.