The problem with MILF Porn

[elfs]

This afternoon, I was looking at Fleshbot (yeah, I do that, get over it), and they had a preview stills from some porn film entitled MILF Mania 3. MILF seems to be the term of art, rather than the more appropriate Cougar, although both essentially mean women over the age of 40 being banged by younger men.

The problem with MILF porn is simple: it's all shot in Southern California. And Southern California women, like South Florida women, all have one thing in common: their skin is aged an extra 10 years or so by the relentless sunlight. I've slept with 40-year-old and up women from Seattle, and their skin doesn't look like that. Women in Seattle have smooth and wonderful skin close its original shade, mostly because we don't have that many sunny days (today isn't one, for example). Even the farmer's daughters have lovely skin that shows little signs of sun damage or weather beating.

I think there needs to be a Seattle-based line of porn films: Seattle Cougars I through XXXVI, all with hot women who both have the maturity to know why they fuck, and bodies that have not been abused by endless hours of UV radiation.

Comments

[phred1973.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Also, substitute Up-State NY women for Seattle women for a change of pace with similar flavor. Yummy.

[satyrblade.livejournal.com]

True that!

My partner has wonderful skin, and she's going to be 45 next month. One of the best and most beautiful lovers I have ever had is going to be 52 the same month, and her skin is likewise supple and smooth. Maybe I'm just showing my age here, but in my book a woman who looks too young and "flawless" isn't nearly as interesting or attractive as someone who clearly has enjoyed enough years in the sack to be really good at sex. Contrary to popular culture, such women are not al saggy and wrinkled. Not by a long shot...

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

...says the gentleman of leisure in Seattle? Have you written the business plan yet?

I'd subscribe. Just sayin'.

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

I've got a mid-50s aunt who is a grandmother now (lives in Jersey) and she still looks great. She's also in the "no tanning thanx" club.

I've got another aunt of similar age who does the tanning thing, (also the smoking thing and the hard liquor thing) and i'm pretty sure that she's been made an honorary reptile in recognition of her efforts.

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

I take issue with the equation of MILFs with Cougars. The label MILF -- "Mother *I*'d Like to Fuck" -- is ultimately a statement about the desire of the person applying the label. A Cougar, on the other hand, is a sexually active older woman, with an implication that she is a predator and that her prey are younger men. The label is a description, an accusation.

A woman can be a MILF without being a Cougar, and a Cougar without being a MILF.

I'm 52...

[brandywilliams.livejournal.com]

...and my dermatologist checked me over head to toe and said, "You have wonderful skin!"

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

Or Portland Poontang!

[danlyke.livejournal.com]

Seems to me that this'd have the same problem as with most of the failed porn efforts that have come out of Seattle: people interested in real people who know how to fuck are going to find the real thing rather than paying for images of it.

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Rodney Moore's work?

[areitu.livejournal.com]

I live near Hollywood. Maybe I should start pitching Sunblock 5000 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTSCAQzY9k) to the porn industry.

More on topic, what delineates a MILF from a Cougar?

[amythis.livejournal.com]

Relentless sunlight? Um, it's smog, which makes sensible Southern Californians stay indoors.

(I left So Cal at 26 looking 19, and now fifteen years later I could pass as 26, although I am neither a MILF nor a Cougar.)