Dec. 18th, 2008

The Truth!

Dec. 18th, 2008 09:29 am
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If programming languages were religions:
Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive, and all you need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they have rediscovered the joy of programming. There are some who say that it is a form of pseudo-code.
Don't miss the entries on Haskell, Lisp, Ruby, and Perl, too.
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Jacknifed Metro Bus
Ignorance is sometimes not so blissful. I woke up this morning, looked out my window, and saw no snow upon the ground. This, despite the fact that the newspapers had been warning us for three days that "It'll snow tonight, no really, trust us!" So I decided to head into work.

I boarded my bus, we got onto the freeway at 142nd and between 142nd and 128th, the skies opened up hard. The city came to a standstill. The freeway into the city turned into a parking lot. The bus I was on was particularly packed and warm, but tempers held up during a drive stretched from 25 minutes to almost 80.

I got into downtown and it was a mess. Within three blocks of 1st Ave, the downhill slope from Pike Place Market to Pioneer square, there were two jacknifed buses, one of which had jumped the curve and taken out a tree, and another scene of one bus having rear-ended another.

The 15 stopped at the Seattle Art Museum, and I jumped on. The snow was coming down harder than before, in big fat flakes that obscured everything. Oddly, the sidewalks were very walkable, but 1st Ave was a sheet of ice. Made it into the office. There's maybe 1/5th of the usual staff here, and I'm probably going to try and head home soon.
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Good-looking snowman in Belltown.
I made it into work without too much trauma. It was getting home that was much more difficult. At first, I thought I could just catch the 12:25 bus out of downtown, but at 12:00, just as I was getting to leave, I was instead hauled into a meeting where the project manager announced that several options offered in our current project were confusing to support, so we should take them off the control panel. This took only a few minutes to design, implement, and have code reviewed, but I missed the 12:25. So I waited around until it was time to leave for the 1:30.

The bus to take me into downtown so I could catch the 121 was way too late. I was destined to miss my bus and the next one wasn't for half an hour, so I decided to walk it. Along the way, I spotted this handsome snowman standing in the snow. Someone put a lot of work into this guy, including the authentic carrot and the not-so-authentic tennisball eyes. But he's quite good-looking, no?


Bicycle courier in snow
I kept walking, grabbing a hot reuben sandwich from a deli as I walked. Cars slipped and slid along first avenue, but no buses passed as I maintained a pretty good pace. The snow was soft and slightly wet, and it felt like I was walking across a giant slurpee. Although it had been coming down hard until noon, it cleared up afterwards, and only the wind whipped everything around.

I'd lost my knit cap on the bus months ago. [livejournal.com profile] shemayazi had made me a lighter-use one and I'd been using it, but I'd left it at home today and I needed something heavier anyway, so I peeked my head into the "Army Navy Surplus Store" and bought a new one. It was only a couple of bucks, and it was probably the smartest investment of the day. I would have been in a world of hurt if I hadn't picked it up, as I would spend the next two hours at a cold, windy bus stop. When I stepped out, I saw this guy on a bicycle with a courier's pack. He wasn't the craziest guy I saw all day; I reserve that for the guy in shorts and a t-shirt taking his lunchtime jog. Now that's hard-core.

The stop at 3rd & Bell is where I usually pick up the 121. There were only three other people there, and one woman told me she'd been waiting for over an hour. Buses come every half hour. The same woman eventually told us, after making a phone call, that Metro recommended we move closer to the downtown core.

I started walking again.


The Entrepreneurial Spirit
I passed by this sign, which I have to admire for its entrepeneurial spirit, but really-- it's freezing outside, and you're going to ask someone to perform a painful procedure that takes off more fur? Down there? By now, my balls were complaining about the cold, and the idea of being even more furless made me wonder if any would take the shop up on its offer.

I reached Pine street and waited. And waited some more. By now, five buses should have passed me by. But no, not a one. I wandered across the street for a coffee, hoping I wouldn't miss my bus. I had a clear view two blocks down the street from the barista's bar, so I felt pretty safe, and no buses came while I got myself a hot drink.

I returned to the stop, which was packed. Lots of people muttering back and forth. This is Seattle, sadly, so when three buses went by all reading "Returning To Base," there was only dejected moans rather than cries of anger and the raising of the black flag.

Eventually, a 121 did show up. Pine is its third of seven stops downtown before it gets on the freeway, and it was the last stop that the bus would take on passengers. Less than halfway through the loading segment of its route and it was full. Well, of course, it had all of the passengers that the previous five buses should have carried.

The drive back to my little suburb was unremarkable except for the guy behind me who clearly had been spending his snow day wisely; he was drunk and reeked of whiskey-- and he wanted to talk and talk. Every snippet of conversation around him sparked him into a long, rambling monologue about how bad the weather was, or how mean the cops were, or how shitty his job was, or how much he'd rather be out snowboarding. Every ramble would taper off into a mutter on an inverse power curve, only to soon be sparked again.

At the Park'n'Ride the car was buried. I had fun learning how to put the new chains on; they were different from the last model. Easier, but still, different. And they got me home. A normal trip that should have taken no more than 40 minutes, and 25 usually, had taken four hours, almost all of it outdoors in below-freezing weather.

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