Baaaah! I am sheep, see me meme!

The results of "your name looks like" (quotes included) as a googlism:

Elf looks like a weird skeleton/grasshopper hybrid and could briefly creep out some younger kids.

Elf looks like he's going to fall over.

Elf looks like he's a little off balance.

Elf looks like he may have come straight from the North Pole, where he has been busy being Santa's helper.

Elf looks like the way to go.

Elf looks like a lazy nut job.

Elf looks like a very smart and affable guy.

Elf looks like he's thinking, 'Hah! Now I'm the pretty one!'

Elf looks like he is doing karate.

Elf looks like Harrison Ford.

Elf looks like... a HIPPIE!

Elf looks like a step up to me.

Elf looks like someone modified invert_jump parameters.

Elf looks like the queen.

Where's that darned warranty, anyway?

I've made an appointment with my physician to see about this damn knee. It's no longer working according to factory specs and by the gods I want it repaired. I don't care that I have a long-term chronic condition known as "life," I want the doctors to do everything they can to keep me well-maintained, dammit.

I went to the gym today. Five minute warmup on the elliptical trainer, five minutes of bagwork, then a general runthrough: abs, legs, chest, arms, in that order, high weights, low reps (approximately eight each), slow lift and recover. Seems to work for me. Very relaxing, but doing the quadriceps my knee would complain if it was even slightly out of line. And when it goes out while climbing stairs, it can hurt, a lot. Not to mention the whole possibility of falling down the stairs bit.

On a totally different note, remember Cracked! magazine? The sad little competitor to Mad!? Who knew that Cracked! would one day publish the secrets of life?