Giggle. Snort. Guffaw.

Dear Pendorwright User:

We have recieved complaints that your account was being used to send unsolicited commercial email. Your email service has been suspended. Please contact us here and enter your username and password to re-enable your email service.

Sincerely, The Pendorwright Support Team

I've elided the link URL. I received this the day after I had completed a security survey and had a third party independently confirm that there was no external evidence of virtualization of the Pendorwright machine (i.e. nobody else was seeing any unusual traffic on the wire).

Sorry, this was just too amusing. Have these people no brains at all?

Okay, I'm a geek.

So, two of my co-workers come up to me and one says, "J. and I were talking about geeky greetings, and I knew one that I thought only you and I would know. Ba wheep gra-nah wheep ninnybom."

I said, "Ah, yes. Ba wheep gra-nah wheep ninnybom." And I reached into my desk and offered him jelly beans.

( An explanation. )