Web nuisances are getting more nuisiancy.

Note to all web producers out there: if your Flash app messes with my volume settings and suddenly and without warning turns up the music I'm currently listening to VERY LOUD and inflicts pain, you will have lost my business.

CBS's news site did that to me this morning.

My computer is not a television and this is not the Outer Limits. You do not control the audio, or the video, nor all I see and hear. I do.

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Yes, it's YouTube! The TwoAndrews have given us the song of the year! Now sing along:

Keep your Jesus off my penis, keep your bible off my balls!
Keep your prayers out of my ears and your crosses off my walls,
You can keep the virgin mother and the Resurrection too,
Keep your Jesus off my penis and I'll keep my penis off of you!