Oh, great. Now everyone will want one.

Sigh.

There are days when I understand that the entire point of internet life is to de-mystify and reveal the closely held secrets, to blab out the mysteries of life and let those who would benefit from them learn. Sometimes, though, I really wish I could keep some truths hidden.

Doctor of Biological Sciences, Sergei Speransky, has revealed to the world a truth I have long known: a good flogging makes you feel better. "The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course."

Bastard. You may as well read it all.

Sigh.