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This afternoon, [livejournal.com profile] omahas and I went out with the kids to the hardware store to pick up some miscelleny we need to keep the house running. Kouryou-chan has been an absolute monster this weekend; on a very short fuse, very selfish and physically demonstrative, and herding her has been a chore.

While we were there, I happened to spot a man walking through the hardware store with a t-shirt that read: "White, Christian, Heterosexual, Pro-Gun, Conservative. Any questions?"

The sad thing was that he was also a fat, with greasy hair, an unwashed smell, and apparent shortness of breath. It was very strange seeing such a walking, talking collection of stereotypes in one package.

Date: 2003-05-03 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arlon.livejournal.com
Was it Charlton Heston?

Date: 2003-05-04 12:50 am (UTC)
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Charlton Heston is currently to ill to be "wandering around" hardware store. And he was known in Hollywood for keeping himself in shape.

Bad joke.

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