Hot Teen Sex Slaves!

[elfs]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I took a lot of heat for a little chunk of pornography called A Night On Thundera, in which I depicted the Thundercats in all kinds of consensual sex scenes. It was a fun little bit of fanfic and I did it to show just how weird the Thundercats were about being so hot and sexy and yet so, so... so much a product of the Reagan years.

So imagine my delight at the most recent Thundercats comic book, Thundercats: The Return. It is five years after the events in the cartoon series. Third Earth has fallen to the Mutants. Only Snarf survives, but he manages to free Liono from stasis and together, these two take on the evil that is Mumra.

Nobody knows where Panthro, Tigra, or Cheetara are. But Wilykat and Wilykit, all grown up, are now Mumra's Hot Teen Sex Slaves, as we see in the last panel of issue one:



Damn, I'm looking forward to the next thrilling adventure!

Comments

[fallenpegasus]

Damn. Some things are beyond parodys of themselves.

And yeah, wow, they're hot.

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

Knowing my luck, all Mumra wants is a hot mug of cocoa.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you just know Kit will bend over oh-so-nicely to deliver it, don't you?

Looking at the pictures again, I'm not quite so overwhelmed. Kit's torso is too long, and Kat's pectorals so excessively defined, as to be ridiculous. Plus, neither one of them has any bodyfat; the phrase "like fucking a lawn chair" comes to mind.

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

Of all the Thundercats, _Snarf_ has managed to evade capture or death? Uh.... he can't turn himself invisible,
run at 200 MPH, rip an oak tree up by it's roots, or see the future/cut diamonds in half/parry bullets/swing by a thread.... what am I missing?

[fallenpegasus]

I haven't read this title yet (but Gods Below, I'm going to start now), but as a handwaving guess, I would say that it's because he's the only one who can "go underground", and blend in with the local native wildlife and population.

[nukewolf.livejournal.com]

Everything old is new again. I'm adding this to my pull list too. :)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Also probably because, since he's not a regular part of the combat team, he probably wasn't anywhere near where the takedown happened.

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

Well, I had to read that fanfic again...

Is Snarf a sort of mentor to Liono? If so, it'd make sense for him to be starting the ball rolling in the new comic.

...

[kyriani.livejournal.com]

Whoa... Heh. Hot teen sex slaves indeed! I wouldn't mind having them in my harem. ;)
But not another comic to collect... I'm so behind as it is! Sigh. But I must find out what happens, I watched Thundercats religiously when it was on, and have a soft squishy spot in my heart for that fanfic... heh heh heh. ^____^

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[wynterknight.livejournal.com]

I'm not very impressed by the new ThunderCats comic series, myself. I was deliriously happy when I first heard it was being created, but the implementation is not nearly as well-done as what I had hoped. The artwork is okay--having read comic books for twenty years now, I'm used to bizarre anatomical proportions--but the storyline is disappointing. I'm afraid they're just gonna do a half-assed job of making the 'Cats "dark and gritty" or something; so far, there's lots of violence, but little sense. Sure, Lion-O is killing people and Snarf is attacking people (!!!), but aside from Kit and Kat, no one seems to have been psychologically affected by the supposedly horrible events. Even Panthro, who was a slave in the pits for years, is in fine fighting form... I was expecting Panthro's spirit to be broken, or Tygra to be insane, or something, but aside from cheap pseudo-bondage scenes with the kittens and Cheetara, nobody seems to have been affected by Mumm-ra's rule. Heck, they're all still wearing the same clothes, even.

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[wynterknight.livejournal.com]

P.S. Somebody tricked me into reading your story years ago, and now I still want to cry everytime I think about it...

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[elfs.livejournal.com]

Why? Because it was so horribly wrong, or because it was so horribly right?