elfs | Omaha Bait

Omaha's from Tampa Bay, and often wrings her hands at the political stupidity of both the region and the state. This will make her hurt:

When reporters from the St. Petersburg Times mentioned to him that the newspaper will soon change its name to the Tampa Bay Times to reflect the larger area that the paper now covers, Rick droned back in his hollow nasal way, "Does the region call itself the Tampa Bay region? Is that what it calls itself? The region does?" Uhhh.

Tampa Bay encompasses Tampa, St. Petersburg and Clearwater and is the state's second-largest metropolitan area. Oh well, Rick Scott will learn what "Tampa Bay" is when they hand him a few of those crack-addicted welfare queens he’s been hunting lately.

[HT: Wonkette]