What God wants, God gets, God help us all.

[elfs]

I was in a cafe' near my house yesterday, and saw a poster on the wall in the back, where the community notices are hung. It was a fairly large poster, very well-designed in a dark gunmetal gradient with vector floral arrangements on the top and a beautifully chosen serif font printed large in goldenrod, and it read: "Return to Security!" The body of the text read in part, "Come listen to a special presentation and discover God's Plan For Your Financial Security!" and the address of a local Seventh-day Adventist church.

I didn't write down the name of the huckster putting it on, but I bet his financial security is pretty much set: at the bottom of the poster, it read: "$99 per family."

Comments

Jesus H.!

[kenshardik]

Does it involve doing away with the moneylenders?

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

And what do you bet that because he's in a church, he pays no taxes for his "religious" infomercial.